Woody Allen - I am at..::"I am at two with nature."\n- Woody Allen
Woody Allen - I tended..::"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."\n- Woody Allen
Woody Allen - Eighty percent..::"Eighty percent of success is showing up."\n- Woody Allen
Aristotle - All paid..::"All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind."\n- Aristotle
Aristotle - It is unbecoming..::"It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims."\n- Aristotle
Aristotle - Law is mind..::"Law is mind without reason."\n- Aristotle
Aristotle - Education..::"Education is the best provision for the journey to old age."\n- Aristotle
Saint Augustine - Give me..::"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."\n- Saint Augustine (354-430)
George Burns - Don't stay..::"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."\n- George Burns (1896-1996)
Winston Churchill - A lie gets..::"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."\n- Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
Winston Churchill - History will..::"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."\n- Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
E E Cummings - I'm living..::"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart."\n- E E Cummings (1894-1962)
Rene Descartes - Each problem..::"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."\n- Rene Descartes
Edsgar Dijkstra - The use of..::"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."\n- Edsgar Dijkstra
Jimmy Durante - Be nice to..::"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."\n- Jimmy Durante
